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30 Second Reviews! Fallout: New Vegas


Welcome to 30 Second Reviews! The gameshow segment on our podcast. Every week Cody, Kyle, Bob and Jared alternate giving a 30 second review for any game they have ever played; but there’s a catch! They must cover

  • Synopsis
  • Graphics
  • Gameplay
  • Rating

The rating is given after the 30 seconds are up! The reviews are done live on the podcast (there is no pre-planning, it’s all in-the-moment) to ensure maximum hilarity and stress. The following entry is a direct speech-to-text translation of the podcast segment.

Jared Reviews Fallout: New Vegas

“So story, you get shot in the head, you’re lookin for the man that shot you in the head, to hunt him down. Graphics, they’re not that great, I mean it’s New Vegas, it came out in 2011, so it’s okay…Gameplay is awesome, if you love Fallout. You get to shoot a lot of things in the head, slow-mo time cam is amazing, out of ten I’d give it a 9.5 because it’s an amazing game, I’m done.”

TIME!

…holy crap, people. Jared has set a new record with a mere 18.5 SECONDS!!! How is that even possible?! It must be beginner’s luck. Jared’s 30 Second Review of Fallout: New Vegas lands it a 9.5/10.

-Casuals

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